Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Thank You, Your Honor. Does That Mean I Can Keep the Watch?

An old joke, rejiggered for 2005:

California Man Awakens From Coma After 19 Years

Ernest Kockenlocker, 52, of Visalia, California, came out of a coma today for the first time following a car accident in 1986. Upon awakening, Mr. Kockenlocker asked his attendant "How is President Reagan?"

"I'm so sorry, but President Reagan has passed away." replied Augie Henshler, the attendant.

"Oh my God," exclaimed Kockenlocker, "You mean Bush is president?!?!"

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