First Annual Pentagon-athon!

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!

$500 billion just doesn't go as far as it used to. Anybody who has to balance a family budget or meet a weekly payroll knows this. Well, we at The Pentagon are subject to these same terrorist economic forces, even in the best of times.

Now your Federal Government has committed perhaps $200 billion to help rebuild New Orleans and the Gulf states, and care for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. (Don't get me wrong. Is it a worthy cause? Yes it is! Worthy, worthy, worthy.... Do I mean that? Absolutely! I really mean that. Really.)

And that makes us at The Pentagon --- YOUR PENTAGON, YOUR MILITARY, YOUR PROTECTION --- have to squeeze ever harder to make ends meet. Is it hard work. You bet! Hard, hard, hard. And we're really sweating. But frankly, it's not going too well.

So that's why I'm humbly asking you to reach into your patriotic heart and reach into your patriotic wallet and go that extra yard to keep you, your family, and your country safe. Please send a check today for $1,000, $100, $25.... or whatever you can afford.

I'm personally doing my patriotic duty and sending in a check right now for $100. How about you, my patriotic friend? Your country thanks you in advance.

And when this crisis passes, we'll all be able to breathe easier and go back to our regular all-American lives of playing guitar, eating cake, shopping for shoes and buying beachfront estates.

Send your check today to:
Pentagon-athon
c/o Halliburton
5 Houston Center
Houston, TX 77020

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